Is it OK to make up a story about a guy owing you 35 cents in order to justify stalking him for a few hours?

I'm not a very good stalker as I tire easily, but I decided I want to try on his hat and this seems easier than asking.





If you have a better idea, let's hear it.Is it OK to make up a story about a guy owing you 35 cents in order to justify stalking him for a few hours?
hmmm ... this guy ... this guy's hat you think you want to stalk ... are you aware that as you stalk from the comfort of your Model LB-605, Lazy-Boy Recliner, .... this guy's mini-gators are under your chair ..... drooling at the next time you put your feet down.








Now ... you have to ask yourself ..... I a chance at ';The Hat'; ... worth all that?Is it OK to make up a story about a guy owing you 35 cents in order to justify stalking him for a few hours?
Stalk him while he goes into the mall.


When a security guard is nearby scream out, ';MY HAT!!! MY HAT!!! THAT GUY STOLE MY HAT!!!';


I mean why just try on his hat when you could own it and have the satisfaction of 3 overweight cop wannabees pepper spraying some random dude?


PFFBBTTT, and it'll also teach the dude not to put off Christmas shopping til the last minute!
I'll have you know that I am a proud graduate of The John Wayne Gacy School of Stalking and Crawl Space Studies.





Reach down deep, and be the best stalker you can be. Start with a healthy, complete breakfast first though, or you'll just fizzle out by noon.
I think it's okay. You might end up with a new friend....and if he doesn't like you following him around, he might give you 35 cents to go away.
You should stalk the elderly. They walk slow, they drive slow, and even if they catch you in the act, they'll forget about it in 45 minutes.
Switch ';guy'; for ';girl'; and you are on to something!





Make her love you..whether she wants to or not.
Follow him home and snarf le chapeau when he's busy trying to avoid a hail of bullets from a ';convenient'; drive-by shooting.
You can't Paypal a hat, so I guess 35 cents is the next best option.
wtf???
You know.........this might be your best question ever. Seriously.





Have you tried knocking him down? Maybe his hat will fall off and you can just steal it.
Ya gotta charge interest man! And, who wouldn't want a new hat anyway?





%26lt;--he says ';take the hat and run';
I think Ompelle is wired on caffeine right now...
wtf???
make it 36...
What are you going to say if he sees you? People don't hang around, not calling the police on someone whose main concern is reclaiming an imaginary IOU. You need to compliment him. Tell him you're writing a book about manly walks and you like his swagger. He's got ';it';, tell him. The caption below his picture will say ';John Wayne, meet your match';. Say... you gotta analyze him and take notes, at a distance of 20 yards, for the entire afternoon... maybe you'll follow him into the Blublocker Sunglasses store and maybe you won't. He won't even know you're there.